Disaster Strikes; Instant Coffee Is To Blame
Posted by Jenni Rowell | Filed under General Chatter, Rantings
For those of you that do not already know, instant coffee is soon to be served at a Starbucks near you!
If this is good news to you, please hang up and try again because you’re dead to me.
I kid. I kid.
But seriously- what is happening to the art of coffee as we know it?
I can only think of two reasons why instant coffee would be of any use:
1) If I were an astronaut or in the armed forces
2) If someone I knew was an astronaut or in the armed forces.
There you have it! This means the rest of the population should get a clue.
Instant coffee is linked with bad judgment and just in case you don’t believe me, take a gander at this Facebook exchange:
The offender= Guilty As Charged
Me= The Enlightened One
Guilty As Charged: “ instant coffee is so underrated.”
The Enlightened One: “EWWW! Shut your mouth!”
Guilty As Charged:“AHahaha, shutting down your business…ONE instant cup at a time!!!!!:) jkjkjk”
The Enlightened One: “you WOULD say something like that! <:(”
As you can see here, this person has lost their ability to discern between good and bad taste.
Once that line has been crossed, there is not telling to what extent it can absolutely ruin your life.
Next thing we know, Guilty As Charged may join a gang, or rob a bank. There is just no stopping a person with bad judgment.
Don’t let this happen to you or anyone you know.
Even if I don’t always say it, you know I love you all so don’t risk getting brain damage.
